Hmmm..I remember reading somewhere that the world might end in 2012! And I also seem to remember hearing something about an "oil war" that might start the whole thing. There's a lot of uprisings going on in the Middle East and it makes me wonder...
Of course I remember reading about stuff like that but sometimes I can't remember where I left my cell phone so maybe I'm remembering the wrong things!
Also last week there was an apartment fire in Brooklyn. The apartment was destroyed and a 64 year old woman was killed. I just heard on the radio that the cause of the fire was due to some candles igniting some bed sheets where a Voodoo priest and a woman were having sex for some kind of good luck ritual! She paid 300 dollars for it! The idiot didn't even call 911 when the fire started. He tried to put it out himself and it spread! Yeah, that's good luck alright.
This joke is very late but I like it:
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.
After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs Benedict."
His order comes a while later and it's served on a big shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, "What's with the hubcap?"
The waiter sings, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
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