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Well here I am once again. It's Saturday nite and I'm sick. Reduced to surfing the net and watching a dumb movie called BRUCE LEE WE MISS YOU! If I feel better I'll write tomorrow....
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 Wheel Of Torture
 

I was watching "Wheel of Fortune" with my Mom beforeand the final puzzle that the champion had to solve turned out to be the word "ficus". The champion got it right away and won a car. I never heard of this word! I felt like a real dummy! I had to look it up! It's the genus of several species of trees, plants & scrubs whose most famous memeber is the fig!

Wow! My blog is educational too!
Posted by Ace Decker at 9:46 PM - 2 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Better Than Elmer Season!
 

This guy Hugo Chavez is doing something I never thought anyone could do. He’s making side with George Bush! This corpulent idiot should have stayed home. Who the hell invited this lunatic here anyway? How the hell does this thug/dictator have the nerve to criticize any other leader when he runs a country whose citizens have no freedom of speech and are jailed (and probably worse) if they disagree with him? Well, other nuts have ruled countries before. Hitler, Stalin, The Shah of Iran, Idi Admin, Richard Nixon. Mommar Ghaddfi (or however the hell you spell his name) of Libya has been ranting recently about how Coca Cola was stolen from Africa and therefore the company owes the continent a lot of money!

Chavez should have stayed home but of course where did he give his loony speech? Where else but at The Tower of Babble…I mean The United Nations! They’ll let anyone talk. Just look at the upstanding gentleman who’s in charge: Kofi Annan, who along with his son Koko made millions of dollars legally trading oil for food with Iran. Oh, his son’s name was Kojo not Koko. Koko was a clown who came out of an inkwell and sometimes got into mischief with Betty Boop. I don’t think they ever went to Iran.

Anyway what was I saying? Oh well, I forgot except that his guy Chavez should take a hike. Yet some people in America find him to be a real nice guy. Harry Belafonte loves him but he’s probably senile and doesn’t know any better. I heard he gave another speech at The Cooper Union and got a standing ovation! Can’t they just deport this guy? The UN kills me. I wish it were vice versa. What good are they? Diplomats are the spawns of Satan. What do they do except clog the streets with their limos. They don’t pay tax and if they commit a crime (even murder) they just say “diplomatic immunity” and they get away scot-free!

You know what would be a good idea? Like “Duck Season” and “Deer Season” we should have a “Diplomat Season”! Hunters should be given licenses to hunt diplomats! Not long, say around 24 hrs. Just to “thin the herd” a little. Animal Activists would love this since they never seem to care if human are killed. “No animals were harmed during the 24 hour period of Diplomat Season”.

Well, I think I’ll go watch the movie THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME now…

"Without fools there would be no wisdom"-character in "Werewolf Of London.
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 Eating Can Get You In Trouble!
 

Well, after the nice "live music" night I really didn’t do much. I mostly did stuff around my parents' house. Saturday morning I went to brunch with 2 friends but the place we wanted to go to was closed! In fact, it looked like it was out of business. This was always a strange place anyway. There was an Italian restaurant there for many years that I never went to. No reason really. One night three friends and me had gone to a movie near by and wanted some dessert. My friend suggested we go to this place. Personally I didn't think they would serve dessert only but my friend insisted. We went there and told the maitre'd that we only wanted dessert and she said ok and seated us. Then like 2 minutes later the owner came over and told us to go to the diner around the corner if we only wanted dessert. That would have been fine if they had told us that when we first asked but after seating us and then deciding to "throw us out" kind of pissed us off. We made a pretty big scene. Someone called the cops and we nearly had an "altercation" but the cops seemed to understand "our plight" and smoothed it over with the owner even though another friend had grabbed him by the collar and nearly smacked him! So we eventually did wind up going to "the diner around the corner". Weirdly, that Italian place closed three weeks later!

It was replaced by another Italian restaurant that closed within 6 months! Then that was replaced by an upscale pizzeria that was there the shortest time! Now this newer place seemed to be closed. Maybe I laid a curse on the building and never realized it!


Well, anywho, we ate this place we call "the Fifties Diner" instead. (This was not the same place the owner of the first restaurant told us to go)I had a huge special breakfast with unlimited coffee. Then I went to Home Depot for a few things.

Not much happened after that.
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 Quotes
 

"Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions"-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"To imagine is everything,to know is nothing at all"-Anatole France

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana"-Groucho Marx

"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody."-Ben Franklin

"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined '-Samuel Goldwyn

"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."-Frank Zappa

"The future will be better tomorrow"-Dan Quayle

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