Well, as this year draws to an end I want to wish everyone here at Blogstream a very Happy New Year! I'm very glad I found this place even though I rarely have anything "exciting" to write about. Thanks for all the comments. As I think I once mentioned before I had a blog/journal/diary/whatever on another site for a short time but gave it up due to the inane comments left by "others". Hey, I can take criticism but insulting my mother wasn't criticism. At least all the inane comments here are funny! I'm kidding of course.... No, really I am....really. I was just joking around...

So to everyone here I would like to quote my Grandfather who always said "Enjoy life! Eat out often!"

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Well, today was a pretty boring day. About the first one I've had in a long time! I didn't do too much except watch some videos and go to CVS to get a few things. Tonight though I'm going to meet some friends and eat at a place called "Big Daddy's". Love that name! Then maybe have a few drinks. Who knows?

Here are dumb "Little Tony jokes". Whoever he is...

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little TONY.He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
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>The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU.
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>There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
>The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
>The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

>The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

>To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."

LITTLE TONY ON MATH (Part 2)
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>Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
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>"Why?" asks the father?
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>"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'" I said "6", replies TONY.
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>"But that's right!" says his dad.
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>"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?'"
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>"What's the f...... difference?" asks the father.
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>"That's what I said!"
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>LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH

Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

TONY says "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthful."

Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR

Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'
Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"

LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on little TONY.

"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f...... beautiful!'"

LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER

Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f...... business.
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I forgot to mention one of the presents I got from my sister. It was a slow cooker crockpot. So the crackpot got a crockpot!!!

I got this in an e-mail. I hope it works!

YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know!

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ...
If you haven't, add 1755.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number (I.e.,how many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas! Mine was pretty good. A little stressful but thanks to my sister everything turned out ok. My sister and her husband arrived at my parents’ house around noon on Christmas Eve. I made Lasagna fro dinner that night. We also had antipasto salad that my sister made. We drank a lot of wine! At night we opened our presents at night. This is a tradition in the Decker family. Presents were always opened on Christmas Eve Night. I always liked this. Most of my friends had to wait till X-Mas morning. Some of them even had to go to church first before hand! Pure torture if you ask me…but who asked me???

So anyway, on Christmas Day my sister did most of the cooking. I didn’t get to relax though. My Dad and my brother in law talked so much they gave me a headache! My sister’s godmother also came to eat dinner with us. We had prime rib and mashed potatoes. It was delicious!
Now I have the rest of the week off. What the hell am I going to do???

Well, it seems I've been rather negectful of blog writing and my blog friends recently. Unfortunately I've been working rather late these last two weeks plus I had to do a lot around the house for my parents, especially putting up the X-Mas decorations and gettinfg all the presents and such arranged. I've also been helping out at the homeless shelter near my place. I had to miss the children's X-Mas party though that they had last Sunday because my Mom didn't feel well.

Anyway, yesterday was my last day of work for the year! I'm off all of next week! Wooooo-Hooooo!

Today I got all the last minutes stuff arranged. I made lasagna for Christmas Eve. My sister and brother in law will be coming too.

I'm glad everyone liked my jokes. I'll try to find more. Thanks to everyone who left a comment.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!